I'm not 100% on what I'm going to do with the car but tax is due, I'm moving to Germany in just over a week and I've ordered a Golf R... so it will probably end up being scrapped. Real shame because it was a great car and it was running well - even the air con was working.
Whatever happens, I'm unlikely to be spending much time browsing this forum anymore. To that end, thanks to everyone who has helped me out through advice or sourcing parts and such like over the years. I'm sorry to be responsible for yet another 6 being taken off the road!