You will cut your finger on said can, and Jamma will have the last laugh. In fact he will suddenly appear from behind the curtain just as you do it, point at you and go 'AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'. Then you will feel a hand on your shoulder and when you look, I appear out of nowhere sitting right next to you and go 'see, told you so'
Then you will think 'what the f**k is going on, where did you two come from?' then I slap you round the face, which in turn makes you wake up in bed, where you realise this forum was just a dream, one long dream..
.. And then you spend endless days on the internet trying to find this forum, but to no avail. You go slightly crazy, telling everyone about this forum, telling all the stories, giving members names, saying you were called Roland Rat. You take time off work, you dont shower, shave or eat, until eventually a phone call is made and you end up in a mental hospital with no internet access. This drives you even more crazy, until the sad day comes when you decide to take your own life.