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nadine

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Post #26
Oaft! That's mental! Don't think I've heard of this before. If it helps I have rear seats for sale lol
Posted 26th Dec 2012 at 16:52
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Post #27
Don't want to p**s on anybody's chips, but mice don't have feet that big!
I work for the council at weekends and see lots of BIG rats!
I'm gonna hazard a guess of minimum 10 inches from nose to tip of tail

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roland rat wrote:
You sir either live for the 6 or have a mental retardation to still be repairing this!

The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fecking temperamental. 
Posted 26th Dec 2012 at 17:26
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Post #28
Sod that...its feet look nearly as big as mine! There's no way i'd be going anywhere near the car!! You need to borrow a jack russell terrier Yes good luck with getting it sorted!

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Posted 26th Dec 2012 at 17:47
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Post #29
You've got a bloody slow loris in there somewhere!

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  • Posted 26th Dec 2012 at 17:54
    peetypug

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    Post #30
    Laugh my ass off ^^
    If it is dont let the f**ker lick you!

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    roland rat wrote:
    You sir either live for the 6 or have a mental retardation to still be repairing this!

    The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fecking temperamental. 
    Posted 26th Dec 2012 at 18:23
    matt evans

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    Post #31
    Find it and Bum it to death

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    Posted 26th Dec 2012 at 22:38
    davidmartin

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    Post #32
    Took this earlier and thought of this thread.I am p**sed again though.

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    Posted 26th Dec 2012 at 22:58
    scotzman

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    Post #33
    davidmartin wrote:
    Took this earlier and thought of this thread.I am p**sed again though.

    quote]

    As am I and I pmsl

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    Posted 26th Dec 2012 at 23:00
    yippeekayay

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    Post #34
    davidmartin wrote:
    Took this earlier and thought of this thread.I am p**sed again though.


    Peety pug its bigger than 12 inches nose to tail....
    It will deadly on all that sugar....

    Also p**sed

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    Posted 26th Dec 2012 at 23:39
    AndyJ

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    Post #35
    My youngest randomly decided to do the work, afte putting her xmas rabbit onesie on. LOL

    <a href="http://s1059.photobucket.com/albums/t435/andyj3333/?action=view&current=4B89521A-E803-48EA-A5B1-EA5021A4CC7E-3498-000000F5556ED4F6.mp4" target="_blank"><img src="http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t435/andyj3333/4B89521A-E803-48EA-A5B1-EA5021A4CC7E-3498-000000F5556ED4F6.mp4" border="0" alt="Photobucket Pictures, Images and Photos" /></a>

    Ok, that obviously didn't work. Anybody know how to put vids, from the mobile ap version of photo bucket, on to here??

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    Posted 26th Dec 2012 at 23:54
    prism7guy

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    Posted 27th Dec 2012 at 00:33
    gilesy

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    Post #37
    Just buy some rat traps and stop mincing about!!
    Posted 27th Dec 2012 at 00:34
    AndyJ

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    Post #38
    Cheers, man. What did I do wrong??

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    Posted 27th Dec 2012 at 00:35
    rich306

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    Post #39
    That is one hell of a hole in the back of that seat!! What a cheeky little bugger that did that..

    Anyone know the whereabouts of Roland this week? if not i think we have our first suspect!!!

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    Posted 27th Dec 2012 at 08:28
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    Post #40
    To be fair, if you put your mind to it then it wouldn't be hard to find the culprit including it's entrance and exit points. Yes

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    Posted 27th Dec 2012 at 09:15
    prism7guy

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    Post #41
    AndyJ wrote:
    Cheers, man. What did I do wrong??


    I think the code you pasted tried to embed the video, but this forum doesnt support that. I'm no expert though so i could be barking up the wrong tree. All i did was copy the actual videos url.

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    Posted 27th Dec 2012 at 11:30
    AndyJ

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    Post #42
    Nice one. Didn't think of that. Thumbs up

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    Posted 27th Dec 2012 at 13:26
    mellowr1

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    Post #43
    i do hope when you catch the f**ker you are gonna post a pic on here,if not for evidence and piece of mind then just to humiliate the verminUnsure Dunno

    Thumbs up
    Posted 27th Dec 2012 at 21:43
    mabgti

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    Post #44
    am i the only one thinking its a kitten?

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    Posted 27th Dec 2012 at 23:18
    thugpuggin

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    Post #45
    mabgti wrote:
    am i the only one thinking its a kitten?


    You are likely to be, Yes I can assure you that's a Roland.

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    Posted 27th Dec 2012 at 23:21
    peetypug

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    Post #46
    I think it actually is the f**kin rat boy off here.
    He has been in hiding for a few days!

    Surely the fookin thing has been chomped by now!!!!!!!!

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    roland rat wrote:
    You sir either live for the 6 or have a mental retardation to still be repairing this!

    The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fecking temperamental. 
    Posted 28th Dec 2012 at 00:10
    grumpychef

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    Post #47
    i would buy one of those rat trap cages i can vouch that they are effective and then you can be sure it has been removed i wouldn't want a decomposing poisoned rat stuck in my bodywork! though my car does smell as though there is a dead rat in there among the kebab boxes LOL

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    Posted 28th Dec 2012 at 21:22
    yippeekayay

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    Post #48
    Update and pics or this didnt happen....

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    Posted 28th Dec 2012 at 21:46
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    Post #49
    Peanut butter always works! (And I'm not talking Ali G Style)

    I can remember on the farm when growing up I went to move a tractor, sat on the seat and felt something move under my arse (Not Jimmy Savile) and jumped out as quick as f*ck. Locked the doors and left over night with a trap. Never actually found the rat but it had shredded the seat in disgust to my refusal of foreplay.

    We also had a hare in the Disco, Collected some bird scarers and next thing driving down the road this f*cking hare jumped across me trying to get out the window. How I didn't crash I will never know but it went up behind the dash. We just left the doors open and it let it's self out!

    I think I'd have to burn the car with the rat in it! You potentially will have rat p**s and s**t on everything!
    Posted 28th Dec 2012 at 21:58
    peetypug

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    Post #50
    yippeekayay wrote:
    Update and pics or this didnt happen....


    what she said ^^ Whistle

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    Team Rallye - the leaner, meaner, better looking sister of the GTI6 Big grin
    roland rat wrote:
    You sir either live for the 6 or have a mental retardation to still be repairing this!

    The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fecking temperamental. 
    Posted 28th Dec 2012 at 22:00

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