195 BHP STANDARD ENGINE - Engines Forum - Peugeot 306 GTi-6 & Rallye Owners Club

Post #351

owain wrote:

dav1 wrote:

we want bob we want bob. theres ment to be santa pod shake down with the dizzy.

It better still be on, I've already bought my outfit for when I meet Bob.

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Lmao

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¼ mile in 14.2

Post #352

Not sure the Cammo trousers will suit you Owain.

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2004 Aegean Blue 206 GTi 180 (also gone...)
2006 Skoda Fabia vRS in Sprint Yellow

honestly3k wrote:

Do you wrestle for a living matt? You sound like a monster LOL

owain wrote:

Nothing involving a 306 can be considered worthwhile.

Post #353

matt evans wrote:

Not sure the Cammo trousers will suit you Owain.

Duh, I'm the one in the red. The guy on the right I've employed to pose as Bob for a photo; he is an accomplished horticulturist the rest of the time.

The guy at the back works in accountancy.

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Post #354

roland rat wrote:

daveyboy wrote:

yippeekayay wrote:

Jeffers please can my mate mikey s come back too. He was banned after polling whether rolant was a clunt? Pleeeeeeease

You need a poll to ascertain that? Dunno

Was a c**t in the 80's and im a c**t these days,nothing changes rat fans!!!!!!!!

It was acceptable in the 80s, it was acceptable at the time... Big grin

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Post #355

Lmao welshbug LOL

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Post #356

owain wrote:

matt evans wrote:

Not sure the Cammo trousers will suit you Owain.

Duh, I'm the one in the red. The guy on the right I've employed to pose as Bob for a photo; he is an accomplished horticulturist the rest of the time.

The guy at the back works in accountancy.

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Moonstone phase 7 gti6
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Post #357

This thread is f**king awesome!!!!

So let's clear this up a little
Bob - has 7 of those electric supercharger kits bolted to his inlet
Atterz - his foreskin was 2 thirds of his length
Maddriver9,dav1,me, madscientist,Atterz - are all inbred
Cozkev - is very old, but the welsh air and other welsh activities keep him looking young
Owain - puts up s**t pictures
Jsoulman - is sorely missed
Anybody else who commented on this thread - CYBERSPACE BIG MEN

Seriously though, 250bhp on a "standard" engine have a word with yourself bob
obviously the keys on your keyboard and how you view writing/words on a pc are out of sync?

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Team Rallye - the leaner, meaner, better looking sister of the GTI6 Big grin

roland rat wrote:

You sir either live for the 6 or have a mental retardation to still be repairing this!

The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fecking temperamental.

Post #358

Jsoulman has an electric foreskin apparently??

Post #360

gilesy wrote:

Jsoulman has an electric foreskin apparently??

So he can work his shaft mechanically??
What sort of motor? An RC car one?

I bet it is and that's connected to one of those keys for opening spam!
I bet it's fully automated and he can make it work by using thoughts alone!

BRING BACK JSOULMAN AND HIS MAGICAL MECHANICAL MINGE MASHING MONSTER Smile

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Cherry rallye - DOB Thursday 29/04/1999
Team Rallye - the leaner, meaner, better looking sister of the GTI6 Big grin

roland rat wrote:

You sir either live for the 6 or have a mental retardation to still be repairing this!

Post #361

50mm jenvey's sandy.

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Post #362

Now theres a statement ash. Sandy is very fond of you....were all jealous.

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Marmite and cheese sandwiches anyone???

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Post #363

rallyeash wrote:

Stranded at the drive in
Branded a fool
What will they say
Monday at school
Ohhhhh Sandy.....

EFA

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Get used to seeing the yellow one !!! Meh

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Team "no front end or engine"
Team "LIMITED EDITION" I live for the 306 sticker Smug

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Post #364

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cherry p1.....SOLD (regreting this)
blaze p2.....why did i buy this SOLD
Black p3 Love

Post #365

Eh?

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230 hp 2.1 16v XU 205 rallye on jenveys Hyper

Project thread here
309 3dr K20 Type R

Post #366

Its a song they play to Wayne at the nursing home Thumbs up

Post #367

rallyeash wrote:

Eh?

Did you never see Grease Dunno

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Get used to seeing the yellow one !!! Meh

Team 330�

Team "no front end or engine"
Team "LIMITED EDITION" I live for the 306 sticker Smug

Team 0-60 in 6.44 & standing qtr in 14.808 @ 94.55mph all with std engine Smug

203bhp Corolla T-Sport daily driver stealthier than Kwai Chang Caine

Post #368

roland rat wrote:

Its a song they play to Wayne at the nursing home Thumbs up

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Get used to seeing the yellow one !!! Meh

Team 330�

Team "no front end or engine"
Team "LIMITED EDITION" I live for the 306 sticker Smug

Team 0-60 in 6.44 & standing qtr in 14.808 @ 94.55mph all with std engine Smug

203bhp Corolla T-Sport daily driver stealthier than Kwai Chang Caine

Post #369

midlife wrote:

rallyeash wrote:

Eh?

Did you never see Grease Dunno

i did, and turned it off. i needed to be born 20 years earlier to appreciate it

i think it's gayer than a gay man deepthroating John Coffey

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Post #370

rikky wrote:

i think it's gayer than a gay man deepthroating John Coffey

How do you know that then? Shock

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Post #371

Fantastic read this. Hahaha

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Post #372

Comedy thread. Big grin

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Post #373

matt16v wrote:

Fantastic read this. Hahaha

Took you over 2 years to read it? I know it's 15 page but...

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