Post #126
owain wrote:
jsoulman wrote:
aaaaaaand relaxpants down 
funniest thing you have said ever!
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 jsoulman
Seasoned Pro  Location: Bristol Registered: 19 Apr 2006 Posts: 13,662 Status: Offline |
funniest thing you have said ever! |
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dangti6
aka JKshooter  Location: Taunton, Somerset Registered: 15 Jun 2006 Posts: 10,305 Status: Offline |
Post #127
Are you going to pay or not?________________________________________  |
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Posted 13th Jan 2012 at 00:31
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gnrlee
Forum Admin Location: Leeds Registered: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 8,882 Status: Offline |
Post #128
dangti6 wrote: Are you going to pay or not? Why how much Does she charge?  ________________________________________ Proud Member of the ASTOR Owners Club |
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Posted 13th Jan 2012 at 02:22
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buzzbrightyear
Seasoned Pro  Location: hiding all receipts for car Registered: 09 Jul 2008 Posts: 11,901 Status: Offline |
Post #129
dangti6 wrote: Are you going to pay or not? He deserves free membership if he gets more pics up, he's a f*cking genius ________________________________________ andrew315rawson@live.co.ukMoonstone phase 7 gti6 My Project thread: http://www.306gti6.com/forum/showthread.php?id=119992&page=1 |
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Posted 13th Jan 2012 at 04:27
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peetypug
Seasoned Pro  Location: Spooning marksorrento205 Registered: 20 Feb 2011 Posts: 1,869 Status: Offline |
Post #130
owain wrote: jsoulman wrote: aaaaaaand I've just laughed with a mouth full of brew, that mouth full of brew is now on the floor and dripping from my nose! ________________________________________ Cherry rallye - DOB Thursday 29/04/1999Team Rallye - the leaner, meaner, better looking sister of the GTI6  roland rat wrote: You sir either live for the 6 or have a mental retardation to still be repairing this! The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fecking temperamental. |
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Posted 13th Jan 2012 at 06:38
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billyboy99
Seasoned Pro  Location: London Registered: 12 Nov 2010 Posts: 1,658 Status: Offline |
Post #131
mik808 wrote:  Please can we have more pics of the girl in red... she looks like Rashida Jones  |
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Posted 13th Jan 2012 at 10:09
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peetypug
Seasoned Pro Location: Spooning marksorrento205 Registered: 20 Feb 2011 Posts: 1,869 Status: Offline |
Post #132
 ________________________________________ Cherry rallye - DOB Thursday 29/04/1999Team Rallye - the leaner, meaner, better looking sister of the GTI6 roland rat wrote: You sir either live for the 6 or have a mental retardation to still be repairing this! The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fecking temperamental. |
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Posted 13th Jan 2012 at 10:26
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sharvey44
Senior User  Location: East London Registered: 22 Feb 2010 Posts: 795 Status: Offline |
Post #133
billyboy99 wrote: Please can we have more pics of the girl in red... she looks EFA ________________________________________ Ph2.5 Nile - Slowly trying to de-East London it and restore to former glory...Built on the 9 Febuary 1999 - Tuesday's car..is full of pace?  Currently looking slightly molested due to some c*nt trying to get into it..  According to the forum Social Worker, because I work in IT, I am socially retarted.. |
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Posted 13th Jan 2012 at 10:31
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aphyx
Regular  Location: Castle Cary Registered: 26 Feb 2010 Posts: 403 Status: Offline |
Post #134
I remember checking this thread when it was only a couple posts and then coming back and seeing this...This has been an emotional roller coaster, anyone else taken sexy photos of their underage daughter on their bike feel free to post them up here... ________________________________________ Onward to the Edge! |
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Posted 13th Jan 2012 at 10:44
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si_man306
Seasoned Pro  Location: Hertford Registered: 21 Apr 2005 Posts: 3,089 Status: Offline |
Post #135
owain wrote: One of two things has happened here. Either: I've taken crack without realising or Everyone else has taken crack without telling me Actually falling about laughing at work here reading this...great friday 13th thread! ________________________________________ "Rules are for the interpretation of wisemen and the obedience of fools" (Colin Chapman, Lotus founder) |
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Posted 13th Jan 2012 at 10:46
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ian7675
Techno Viking  Location: Gloucestershire Registered: 12 Oct 2007 Posts: 6,068 Status: Offline |
Post #136
Ffs what's the matter with you lot ________________________________________ Less than 24 hours to go! |
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Posted 13th Jan 2012 at 10:48
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matt evans
Seasoned Pro  Location: Stourbridge Registered: 16 Sep 2009 Posts: 2,290 Status: Offline |
Post #137
So, is Mik808 (aka the dog dancer) in a relationship with the girl on the motorbike - who looks 12 but is 18 aledgedly?Who's the older red haired woman whos featured? Said young ladys mother? Sister of the Dog dancer? Other than the two slightly stoned looking gents, and the 12 yr old in red above, is there anyone else involved in this debarcle? Plus, is the dancing dog impressed with the Blaze abortion of a 10k mile 306? Confused as f*ck.com ________________________________________ 1999 Astor Grey GTi-6 OEM+ (now gone...)2004 Aegean Blue 206 GTi 180 (also gone...) 2006 Skoda Fabia vRS in Sprint Yellow honestly3k wrote: Do you wrestle for a living matt? You sound like a monster owain wrote: Nothing involving a 306 can be considered worthwhile. |
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Posted 13th Jan 2012 at 10:52
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jsoulman
Seasoned Pro Location: Bristol Registered: 19 Apr 2006 Posts: 13,662 Status: Offline |
Post #138
ian7675 wrote: Ffs what's the matter with you lot Aparantly we all like 15 year old girls and Billy likes 12 year old girls. |
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Posted 13th Jan 2012 at 10:52
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billyboy99
Seasoned Pro Location: London Registered: 12 Nov 2010 Posts: 1,658 Status: Offline |
Post #139
i told you already, i didnt know she was 12, she told me she was 21 |
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Posted 13th Jan 2012 at 10:54
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jsoulman
Seasoned Pro Location: Bristol Registered: 19 Apr 2006 Posts: 13,662 Status: Offline |
Post #140
I'm suprised there have been no Photoshops yet. If I had a copy I would have made some classics already, like the dog on the bike etc. |
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Posted 13th Jan 2012 at 10:55
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jsoulman
Seasoned Pro Location: Bristol Registered: 19 Apr 2006 Posts: 13,662 Status: Offline |
Post #141
billyboy99 wrote: i told you already, i didnt know she was 12, she told me she was 21 She told you she was 12 but you is deslexics innit so heard 21. |
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Posted 13th Jan 2012 at 10:56
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owain
Seasoned Pro  Location: Essex Registered: 20 May 2009 Posts: 9,185 Status: Offline |
Post #142
As far as I understand it the dog designed the car, the girl on the bike is the daughter of the dog (who used to be a stoned man), and the 12-year old girl is some kind of swinger. Mik808 is possibly Polish and definitely a hardened drug addict, and the Jag is actually what the dog looks like from another angle. No more has been learned about the drop-kerbs or weeds along the garden wall. ________________________________________ Membership expiring soon, get in contact on our new little forum project. |
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Posted 13th Jan 2012 at 10:58
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matt evans
Seasoned Pro Location: Stourbridge Registered: 16 Sep 2009 Posts: 2,290 Status: Offline |
Post #143
It looks like a mindf*ck scenario brought on by too much injecting of liquidised grass cuttings.Bit like a scene in trainspotting. ________________________________________ 1999 Astor Grey GTi-6 OEM+ (now gone...)2004 Aegean Blue 206 GTi 180 (also gone...) 2006 Skoda Fabia vRS in Sprint Yellow honestly3k wrote: Do you wrestle for a living matt? You sound like a monster owain wrote: Nothing involving a 306 can be considered worthwhile. |
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Posted 13th Jan 2012 at 11:02
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buzzbrightyear
Seasoned Pro Location: hiding all receipts for car Registered: 09 Jul 2008 Posts: 11,901 Status: Offline |
Post #144
What about the half jet washed wall? Any pics of the daughter in the bath? ________________________________________ andrew315rawson@live.co.ukMoonstone phase 7 gti6 My Project thread: http://www.306gti6.com/forum/showthread.php?id=119992&page=1 |
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Posted 13th Jan 2012 at 11:02
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ian7675
Techno Viking Location: Gloucestershire Registered: 12 Oct 2007 Posts: 6,068 Status: Offline |
Post #145
The daughter reminds me of my missus, who is also Polish.....and before you ask I'm not posting pics ________________________________________ Less than 24 hours to go! |
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Posted 13th Jan 2012 at 11:04
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owain
Seasoned Pro Location: Essex Registered: 20 May 2009 Posts: 9,185 Status: Offline |
Post #146
buzzbrightyear wrote: What about the half jet washed wall? Any pics of the daughter in the bath? Daughter doesn't take baths, she gets jetwashed instead of their half of the wall. ________________________________________ Membership expiring soon, get in contact on our new little forum project. |
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Posted 13th Jan 2012 at 11:06
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cjm_harris
Seasoned Pro  Location: Parts for Sale section Registered: 04 Dec 2007 Posts: 7,442 Status: Offline |
Post #147
Not too hard to work out surely? The redhead is the blaze owners missus, the girl on the bike is their daughter?Right, I'm off to chat up some old women to equal out the fact I thought the girl on the bike would get it... (before knowing she was 15)  ________________________________________ Chris1999 China Gti6 Supercharged  [Fun car] >>Project Thread<<2000 Bianca 306 Diesel [Work runabout] |
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Posted 13th Jan 2012 at 12:12
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billyboy99
Seasoned Pro Location: London Registered: 12 Nov 2010 Posts: 1,658 Status: Offline |
Post #148
cjm_harris wrote: Not too hard to work out surely? The redhead is the blaze owners missus, the girl on the bike is their daughter? and the girl in the red?... or Mr. Stoner? you see...you haven't quite sussed it all out yet...we need to get The Hardy Boys in... |
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Posted 13th Jan 2012 at 13:32
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cjm_harris
Seasoned Pro Location: Parts for Sale section Registered: 04 Dec 2007 Posts: 7,442 Status: Offline |
Post #149
billyboy99 wrote: cjm_harris wrote: Not too hard to work out surely? The redhead is the blaze owners missus, the girl on the bike is their daughter? and the girl in the red?... or Mr. Stoner? you see...you haven't quite sussed it all out yet...we need to get The Hardy Boys in... I assume the girl in the red and the two stoner guys were people from the party in Poland?  ________________________________________ Chris1999 China Gti6 Supercharged [Fun car] >>Project Thread<<2000 Bianca 306 Diesel [Work runabout] |
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Posted 13th Jan 2012 at 13:37
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billyboy99
Seasoned Pro Location: London Registered: 12 Nov 2010 Posts: 1,658 Status: Offline |
Post #150
^ you think you're such a hot shot don't you. |
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