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cwspellowe

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Post #276
Laugh my ass off tuck between and a long overcoat. Ooh baby.

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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 13:34
jsoulman

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Post #277
I thought of the same scene myself when i said it haha.

How dare you say 'shudder' though when I know you would find it arousing.

Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 13:35
sharvey44

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Post #278
jsoulman wrote:
I thought of the same scene myself when i said it haha.

How dare you say 'shudder' though when I know you would find it arousing.



I'm not ready to admit things like that on a public forum..

I'm not completely comfortable with the feelings I have for you..

I'm sorry.........

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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 13:38
jsoulman

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Post #279
She's tough to crack!

Me:

Dirty pics are the only ones that are fun!

Wanna make a porno and whack it on youporn? ;-)

Her:

Make a porno? Are you serious? Is that what you want todo?
LOL you are terrible, get a couple of guys and I might consider it.. Lol

Have you ever done a porno?

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So, who is up for it?

Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 14:05
cwspellowe

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Post #280
GANGBAAAAAAAAAAANG!

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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 14:09
sharvey44

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Post #281
we could pass her around like a bag of skittles...

so a bird who is worrying about sending a couple of photos seems quite happy to be demolished by 3 guys and have the film uploaded to the web...

Thumbs up

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Built on the 9 Febuary 1999 - Tuesday's car..is full of pace? Wink

Currently looking slightly molested due to some c*nt trying to get into it.. Sad

According to the forum Social Worker, because I work in IT, I am socially retarted..
Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 14:18
jsoulman

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Post #282
Im getting bored now to be honest.

me:

So when are you gonna come round and suck me off?

Her:

You cheeky bugger!!

I like talking to you, you make me laugh, I wish I was in the place to cheat and meet you but I'm not sure what I want at the moment. Last week I wish I had though, would have been done and a memory but a great one no doubt.
Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 16:00
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Post #283
I can definitely see a Fight Club coming on and someone finding out Soulman's been emailing himself and replying as someone else. Then it all gets really dark, people stop laughing and it all gets pretty f*cked up rather quickly.

Bring it on.

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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 16:06
jsoulman

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Post #284
I'm thinking similar.....
Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 16:08
ian7675

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Post #285
I reckon she just likes the attention but probably wouldn't go through with anything...

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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 16:09
owain

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Post #286
ian7675 wrote:
I reckon she just likes the attention but probably wouldn't go through with anything...


Who, Soulman?

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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 16:09
jsoulman

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Post #287
^^^ Laugh my ass off
Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 16:10
sharvey44

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Post #288
yeah this one is getting boring...

i think you should go hunting on craigslist again...

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Built on the 9 Febuary 1999 - Tuesday's car..is full of pace? Wink

Currently looking slightly molested due to some c*nt trying to get into it.. Sad

According to the forum Social Worker, because I work in IT, I am socially retarted..
Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 16:23
jsoulman

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Post #289
Nah i cant be f*cked. I will let this die till I finally get picks. I WILL get them if its the last thing I do...
Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 16:25
matt evans

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Post #290
I just hope she aint got a minge like a butchers dustbin.

Mind you, that doesn't sound so bad after all......

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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 18:36
cappy01

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Post #291
come on soulman stick in there mate. this woman could be your soulmate, the one!!!!
Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 18:52
jsoulman

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Post #292
cappy01 wrote:
come on soulman stick in there mate. this woman could be your soulmate, the one!!!!


Not if she's 5"2, size 12 with only B cup bee stings. I would never consider going out with anyone with less then D cups. Its been really hard sleeping with this girl who has 0 boobs at all lately. I actually found it quite repulsive. I know that sounds really harsh but I am really shallow like that. And in regards to soulmates, since Monday I decided to stop seeing mine for good.
Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 19:02
xsi_lew

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Post #293
i have only just read through this thread and loled alot! so so funny! i feel honored to live in the same city as you Clapping
Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 19:36
smegal

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Post #294
jsoulman wrote:
cappy01 wrote:
come on soulman stick in there mate. this woman could be your soulmate, the one!!!!


Not if she's 5"2, size 12 with only B cup bee stings. I would never consider going out with anyone with less then D cups. Its been really hard sleeping with this girl who has 0 boobs at all lately. I actually found it quite repulsive. I know that sounds really harsh but I am really shallow like that. And in regards to soulmates, since Monday I decided to stop seeing mine for good.


34-36 B is not massive but it is quite a comfortable handfull if not more. Give her a chance.

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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 22:27
jsoulman

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Post #295
Ive landed myself a date with a girl this Friday and its not the one from craigslist. Im so not in the mind set to go but have to go in case I get sex. I still havent ended it with this other girl. I feel bad, I have ignored her for two days. She must hate me so much.

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34-36 B is not massive but it is quite a comfortable handfull if not more. Give her a chance.


Sorry man, a handful is not enough for me, im greedy. I need knockers smacking me round the face whilst getting ridden like a mechanical bull.
Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 23:14
cress87

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Post #296
Laugh my ass off

Superb thread!

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Posted 4th Nov 2011 at 23:49
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Post #297
There must be an update to this Soulman?

Got your willy wet with that bristol slag yet or given up?

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Posted 5th Nov 2011 at 00:27
jsoulman

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Post #298
So funny this got reserected today as I almost updates after getting a message from that girl simply saying 'I'm playing with my lips'. I have the whole convo on email but I'm too p*ssed and on my my phone at the mo.
Posted 5th Nov 2011 at 00:33
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Post #299
She sounds dirty as f*ck, go for it

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Posted 5th Nov 2011 at 00:47
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Post #300
Haha wake up soulman and update!
Posted 5th Nov 2011 at 07:50

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