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thugpuggin

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Post #251
dangti6 wrote:
jsoulman wrote:
I cant be f*cked any more and the whole thing was quite draining.


So he ended up draining you then. £40 or £50?


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Posted 14th Oct 2011 at 17:29
jsoulman

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Post #252
hahaha. I would have been £40 richer I guess. i will be drained later when I f*ck this girl one last time. its an effort though, a serious effort.
Posted 14th Oct 2011 at 17:33
jsoulman

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Post #253
monkeyman wrote:
"And now I have go and split with this girl ive been seeing and thank her kindly for holding my chest of drawers whilst I was homeless"

I think thats a lyric form The Smiths


If it is then thats really f*cking strange haha

seriously though, said I told her I would leave here at 5pm. Already text to say im busy and wont leave till 6.30. I kind of feel like crying at the thought of shagging her. i have to though, always give them one last shag before you go.
Posted 14th Oct 2011 at 17:34
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Post #254


Go easy on the old girl, the lyric thing was a lie, but touching

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Posted 14th Oct 2011 at 17:39
jsoulman

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Post #255
haha thanks, but damn you for making me google my own sentence.

Well off I go to do the deed. She just said she cant wait to see me. Thumbs down

On the lash tomorrow I guess.
Posted 14th Oct 2011 at 17:43
clarkey1269

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Post #256
what happened to the whole you don't turn down a BJ lol
Posted 14th Oct 2011 at 19:47
ian7675

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Post #257
clarkey1269 wrote:
what happened to the whole you don't turn down a BJ lol


Well at the end of the second vid it looked like he was about to head over to the guy.....so who knows Dunno

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Posted 14th Oct 2011 at 19:49
BrianM

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Post #258
Brilliant thread, I thought you might have turned yourself gay whilst comparing and contrasting men's bums?

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Posted 14th Oct 2011 at 23:08
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Post #259
CUJ wrote:


Size 12 is slightly big right?!

Not unless Shes 4 foot tall lol

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Posted 15th Oct 2011 at 09:00
jsoulman

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Post #260
I chickened out last night folks. I couldnt be f*cked with it, but I have my chest of drawers so will do the deed over the phone....

I got 2 emails from that dude this morning. if someone wants to write a comedy email about how I was involved in some ridiculous accident on the way to meet him then be my guest. LOL
Posted 15th Oct 2011 at 13:37
jsoulman

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Post #261
Jeez, this girls a whale with small titties by the sounds of it. Latest message!

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I'm still thinking about the pics. X

I'm a b cup but depending in the bra, comfort and time of the month I go between a 34-36


Remember she is only 5"2
Posted 18th Oct 2011 at 16:16
cappy01

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Post #262
be alright poke it anyway
Posted 18th Oct 2011 at 17:00
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Post #263
Mate you're a real legend! Epic thread Laugh my ass off

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Posted 18th Oct 2011 at 19:57
Lecktorious

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Post #264
Just read all of this thread - Laugh my ass off at the videos, you've got some balls LOL

Should rattle this bird for a laugh and post up the pics Thumbs up

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Posted 18th Oct 2011 at 21:22
ballardpaul

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Post #265
Damn it haven't been receiving update emails. Funny thread and you know you want to take that guy up on his offer.

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Posted 18th Oct 2011 at 22:48
sharvey44

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Post #266
still no photos??

surely the soulman can close this deal....

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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 13:04
jsoulman

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Post #267
Mate I think she is trying to 'get to know me' through email and build up trust before sending me pictures. I WILL close this deal, but its a f*cking mission. She is emailing me every day. Boring shit like 'ive just finished work, hows u?' Although she got interesting yesterday and was telling me about how a girl once went down on her.

I asked for pics again yesterday and she sent this.

Lol you are very very persistent you horny little bugger, do think sex all day every day Wink



Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 13:07
sharvey44

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Post #268
jsoulman wrote:
Mate I think she is trying to 'get to know me' through email and build up trust before sending me pictures. I WILL close this deal, but its a f*cking mission. She is emailing me every day. Boring shit like 'ive just finished work, hows u?' Although she got interesting yesterday and was telling me about how a girl once went down on her.





Why dont you just invite her out for a drink? If she's rotten, get really drunk and then she'll be pretty...

Or you could just ask her to your bus-stop of shame..

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Built on the 9 Febuary 1999 - Tuesday's car..is full of pace? Wink

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According to the forum Social Worker, because I work in IT, I am socially retarted..
Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 13:11
jsoulman

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Post #269
She was going on about how she didnt want to meet anyone at the moment as she's not in a 'good place', which is why originally she turned me down. However, she said I seem different from all the others (WTF) And she would like to get to know me and possibly meet up.

I dont think I can meet her without seeing what she looks like first.
Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 13:14
jsoulman

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Post #270
And now I have to deal with shit like this!!!

I've been a funny mood today, Not happy nor sad, feel a little flat if that makes sense.

WOMEN converstations!!..... so boring. I will sort this out though.
Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 13:17
ian7675

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Post #271
Is she in Bristol? Hmm

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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 13:18
jsoulman

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Post #272
Yeah but I havent asked where abouts incase she says Hartcliffe. LOL
Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 13:20
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Post #273
Is she your bipolar alter ego? Crazy Laugh

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Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 13:22
jsoulman

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Post #274
cwspellowe wrote:
Is she your bipolar alter ego? Crazy Laugh


NO, we would have got pics already if she was!
Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 13:28
sharvey44

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Post #275
jsoulman wrote:
cwspellowe wrote:
Is she your bipolar alter ego? Crazy Laugh


NO, we would have got pics already if she was!


why when i read that i think of the scene from Silence of The Lambs...

Soulman with the tuck between.... **shudder**

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Currently looking slightly molested due to some c*nt trying to get into it.. Sad

According to the forum Social Worker, because I work in IT, I am socially retarted..
Posted 19th Oct 2011 at 13:32

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