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rich306

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Post #451
Laugh my ass off

Good call though Stan. And Gilesy don't push it Smile

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Posted 16th Mar 2013 at 15:02
stilly

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Post #452
stan_306gti6 wrote:
I'm hardly some dangerous, wild serial criminal weirdo which shouldn't be approached if spotted. Laugh
......i wish i could do a smiley eating popcorn....this is good...LOL

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Posted 17th Mar 2013 at 15:47
stilly

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Post #453
stan_306gti6 wrote:
I, it appears should be locked up in a padded room


i have been saying this for years....Thumbs up

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307 136bhp daily drive.....

306 rallye stripped out and charged.....

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stan_306gti6 also known as "stan the dick".......


Posted 17th Mar 2013 at 15:49
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Post #454
Laugh my ass off @ Dave!

I know you have mate...Thumbs up

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Posted 17th Mar 2013 at 19:12
beez_neez_gt

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Post #455
Just to make things clear to those that think its ok to speed on rural roads, 60% of deaths happen on these roads, fact. Also male drivers are far more likely to take risks on rural roads !!!

All info came from BRAKE Yes

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Posted 11th Apr 2013 at 18:47
bigbadbowen

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Post #456
beez_neez_gt wrote:
Just to make things clear to those that think its ok to speed on rural roads, 60% of deaths happen on these roads, fact. Also male drivers are far more likely to take risks on rural roads !!!

All info came from BRAKE Yes


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Posted 11th Apr 2013 at 18:54
tvrfan007

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Post #457
Lots of pheasants contributed to that statistic, no doubt. I've missed 6 of them in the last week. Yes

PS I know they don't.

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Posted 11th Apr 2013 at 18:56
pebbles167

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Post #458
If I'm speeding, and can see around every bend, down every junction and there are no cars on a certain stretch of road, then the only risk of death is my own. Fine by me Smile

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Posted 12th Apr 2013 at 12:42
rikky 🦔

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Post #459
if i'm speeding and there's no wind and there's no 6 week old pug dogs about to jump out and there's atleast 85% visibility and also my tyres are correctly inflated to 55psi then i'll speed now and again but only after a drink or two

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Posted 12th Apr 2013 at 12:57
AndyJ

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Post #460
It's no fun speeding when there's no one about. I prefer speeding in heavily pedestrianised areas, whilst listening to classical music. The clunk of bodies hitting my front bumper can sometimes be mistaken for a kettle-drum.

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Posted 12th Apr 2013 at 13:00
rikky 🦔

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Post #461
depends on the size of the human but i find school kids approx year10-11 are the best for the deep bass drum sound. if you try to get 120bpm you can really enjoy yourself

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306 rallye reproduction decals (full sets/individual decals) | 306 b-pillar textured vinyl weatherstrips
306 slam panel esso stickers | 306 yellow / orange / pension fund red side door badges
gti6 inlet manifold badges | 306 rear boot badges (p2/p3)
winner of Extraction of toys from prams with outstanding vigour award 2009 [source: gti6 owners club]
Posted 12th Apr 2013 at 13:03
jsoulman

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Post #462
When I used to work night shift at Tesco, this guy gave me a lift home once at 6am. He was bombing it down the country lanes and I told him to slow down because there are a lot of animals on the road at this time in the morning. He was like 'f**k you' and instead turned up 'The Prodigy' that was playing in his tape player.

We went round this corner and BAM, hit an owl that was feasting on some road kill. He stopped the car and I got out and to my suprise the owl was still alive. So I had to stamp on its head to put it out of its missery, and I was crying whilst doing it cus I could feel the bones crunch under my feet and it made me feel sad. So I got back into the car and he tried to drive off but the car would not start. So I had to walk home the rest of the way and call for help on the house phone cus not many people had mobiles back then. But I didnt really call for help because I was so sad about the owl and instead went to bed sobbing into my pillow and for some reason aroused.

Anyway, this was the best day of my life and there is a film about it called Owl.
Posted 12th Apr 2013 at 13:12
AndyJ

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Post #463
I once got a lolly-pop lady caught in my front arch. The sound of her metal lolly-pop going round was a perfect hi-hat.

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Posted 12th Apr 2013 at 13:13
owain

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Post #464
AndyJ wrote:
I once got a lolly-pop lady caught in my front arch. The sound of her metal lolly-pop going round was a perfect hi-hat.


You and I should go for a drive together, I love running over fat kids, sounds like a good jazz drum roll. Also once hit an overly skinny girl, sounded like claves when she snapped.

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Posted 12th Apr 2013 at 13:28

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