Tell me more, is there some kind of pension plan?
Well if i win the lottery big enough then yes, i'm sure i could sort you out some sort of pension, the more people you insult in my presence the higher the pension. The tricky bit will be that nobody is to know that i have employed you to do said task, as it would take some of the amusement factor away.
I won £10 on the lottery at the weekend which isn't quite enough to justify putting you on my books yet, but hopefully soon i will win the big one and i will be in touch.
Once on the payroll, you can earn cash bonus' on the spot if you carry round a big wet fish and slap people across the face with it.
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Goldie the track car.