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Author Subject: Averted car crash by having finger on horn button
jsoulman

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Post #26
I was stuck in traffic on Gloucester road yesterday and i saw two friends walking down so I beeped my horn at them to say ello! Then 4 big rasta men got out of the car in front, came upto me and was like 'ai bwyee, ooh da fuk u tink u beep de orn at uh? me aggee boi'. And then they pulled me out of my car and put me in my own boot.....where I still remain and I am writing this on my phone. So hot in here... And the corpse of the small boy I kept in here stinks.
Posted 2nd Apr 2012 at 14:57
matt evans

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Post #27
Sunday traffic is a b**ch.

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Posted 2nd Apr 2012 at 15:00
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Post #28
jsoulman wrote:
I was stuck in traffic on Gloucester road yesterday and i saw two friends walking down so I beeped my horn at them to say ello! Then 4 big rasta men got out of the car in front, came upto me and was like 'ai bwyee, ooh da fuk u tink u beep de orn at uh? me aggee boi'. And then they pulled me out of my car and put me in my own boot.....where I still remain and I am writing this on my phone. So hot in here... And the corpse of the small boy I kept in here stinks.


What a disturbing post...LOL

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Posted 2nd Apr 2012 at 15:20
atterz

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Post #29
LMAO you make me smile.

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Posted 2nd Apr 2012 at 15:24
billyboy99

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Post #30
soulman, you on the meth again?
Posted 2nd Apr 2012 at 15:25
roland rat

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Post #31
stan_306gti6 wrote:
phillipm wrote:
No it wasn't, you stopped in Kent.


Black eye

And what's wrong with Kent? LOL


Whats right with it?

Deffo going on the naughty step me thinks LOL
Posted 2nd Apr 2012 at 16:51
gnrlee Forum Admin

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Post #32
roland rat wrote:
stan_306gti6 wrote:
phillipm wrote:
No it wasn't, you stopped in Kent.


Black eye

And what's wrong with Kent? LOL


Whats right with it?

Deffo going on the naughty step me thinks LOL


Wales is Defiantly Worse I've been to both! LOL

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Posted 2nd Apr 2012 at 16:53
roland rat

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Post #33
gnrlee wrote:
roland rat wrote:
stan_306gti6 wrote:
phillipm wrote:
No it wasn't, you stopped in Kent.


Black eye

And what's wrong with Kent? LOL


Whats right with it?

Deffo going on the naughty step me thinks LOL


Wales is Defiantly Worse I've been to both! LOL


Thats rich coming from you considering where you live! Laugh my ass off
Posted 2nd Apr 2012 at 16:55
gnrlee Forum Admin

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Post #34
roland rat wrote:
gnrlee wrote:
roland rat wrote:
stan_306gti6 wrote:
phillipm wrote:
No it wasn't, you stopped in Kent.


Black eye

And what's wrong with Kent? LOL


Whats right with it?

Deffo going on the naughty step me thinks LOL


Wales is Defiantly Worse I've been to both! LOL


Thats rich coming from you considering where you live! Laugh my ass off


aye yeeeah! Cool you ever been?

you lot need to be finding other thing to do other than interbreeding,..
take the family photo for example Razz

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Posted 2nd Apr 2012 at 17:13
jsoulman

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Post #35
Ive been to Wales, Kent and Leeds and out of the 3 Bristol is better!!! however my woman wants me to move to Wales for her just up from Cardiff. I wouldnt mind the countryside but im a bit too street. You guys dont even have graffiti, hiphop and break dancing etc so have no idea what i would do. But you got nice castles and fresh air..

If I move I will need new friends... Actually i dont have any friends so it dont matter.
Posted 2nd Apr 2012 at 17:49
roland rat

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Post #36
Girlee you win! Laugh
Posted 2nd Apr 2012 at 17:59
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Post #37
move to manchester i will do you a cheap deal on a spare room at my mandalay

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Posted 2nd Apr 2012 at 18:00
jsoulman

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Post #38
rikky wrote:
move to manchester i will do you a cheap deal on a spare room at my mandalay


I was thinking that cus I got mates there but the weather sucks and Manc is not as good as Briz and last of all everyone up north is really little for some reason. But at least Cardiff is near Briz so can come visit when I need my urban hit!
Posted 2nd Apr 2012 at 18:05
thugpuggin

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Post #39
I've modified my wiper stalk to a include a horn button from an indicator stalk, so I'm doubly prepared now.

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Posted 2nd Apr 2012 at 18:10
prism7guy

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Post #40
I've modified my accelerator pedal to beep the horn when i have more than 50% throttle. I've alerted so many other road users of my presence and urgency already, saving myself many potential accidents which would have otherwise been unavoidable.

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Posted 2nd Apr 2012 at 18:51
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Post #41
roland rat wrote:
Ginrlee you win! Laugh


Thumbs up LOL

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Posted 2nd Apr 2012 at 18:57
gnrlee Forum Admin

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Post #42
thugpuggin wrote:
I've modified my wiper stalk to a include a horn button from an indicator stalk, so I'm doubly prepared now.


just buy an air horn! Big grin (for a ship!)
My car has all the mod cons in all the right places I just roll down the window and herl abuse

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Posted 2nd Apr 2012 at 19:02

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