Car got egged - General Forum - Peugeot 306 GTi-6 & Rallye Owners Club

Post #1

Hey gays,

My car got egged night before last. I live in the ghetto.

It has been wiped off, still dried up yokey bits in the creavaces of the boot and on the back window, gona get it washed later (£5 hand car wash).

Am thinking this budget 7-man Polish wash probably wont do the job and the car will stink of egg, will it stain or damage paintwork with prologed exposure to said egg a bit like a birds poo?
what would you recommend i use to clean? polish? vinegar? home made mayonnaise?

Post #2

Add some flour and butter. Cake is much easier to remove.

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Post #3

i usually just go over the whole car with a whisk and scrape the remnants onto sliced brown bread. epic scrambled egg ftw

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Post #4

Is you're car manstone?

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Post #5

Jeez. Can't anybody just be serious anymore. What is wrong with you people! ?
Yes, it will leave nasty marks, like bird crap. My first idea would be to try heating marks with a heat gun and see if it lifts out, like bird lime would. Next would be to flat, with some 1500, and mop it.
I hope this advice helps.
Yours faithfully AndrewJ x

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Post #6

I think i'd give it a go with some Clay bar before going down the wet sand and machine polish

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Post #7

AndyJ wrote:

Jeez. Can't anybody just be serious anymore.

No, it seems like everyone is fighting to be the funny man these days to be honest and its not a yoking matter.

Sorry to hear about your car, some serious idiots out there. You must be eggstremely annoyed. Got any pics of it?

It should come off ok to be fair. I would happily have eggs on my car then the shit ton of key scratches I get.

Post #8

hmm that sounds like a serious cleaning job just for some egg... i swear the next time i see a chicken, im kicking it..

i dont think im going to go down a sand and polish road, its not that big a deal. was probably 2 medium sized eggs at most.

yeh cant anyone be serious anymore...words hurt...!

Post #9

is that you in the photo?

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Post #10

billyboy99 wrote:

hmm that sounds like a serious cleaning job just for some egg... i swear the next time i see a chicken, im kicking it..

i dont think im going to go down a sand and polish road,

yeh cant anyone be serious anymore...words hurt...!

I did actually kill a bird with my bare hands once after finding loads of shit all over my car just after I spent all day cleaning it. I killed it really slowely too, pulled its wings out and then stabbed it in the eyes with the sharp bit of the wings. Then I did kick ups with it.

By the way, this didnt really happen at all, I made it all up.

nah, it did happen really.

Post #11

rikky wrote:

is that you in the photo?

Billyboy is Chinese you idiot. The guy in the photo is quite clearly black.

Post #12

f*ck you you rude arsehole

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Post #13

how many kickups did you manage with the birds torsoe?

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Post #14

rikky wrote:

f*ck you you rude arsehole

Enough of your 'fowl' language.

Post #15

rikky wrote:

how many kickups did you manage with the birds torsoe?

As many as my imagination takes me to be honest.

nah I got 7 cus it did really happen.

Post #16

jsoulman wrote:

rikky wrote:

is that you in the photo?

Billyboy is Chinese you idiot. The guy in the photo is quite clearly black.

I'm HALF chinese, HALF native american, we've been through this already.

no rikky thats my half-brother, he left home 14 years ago and we havent seen him since. i'm trying to get back in touch with him but he isnt on facebook. if you see him, please tell him his brother from his fathers third wife, the chinese one is looking for him. he might remember me by the name Chow-Yun Dim-Sum Fat which is what he used to call me.... i hear he is a successful photographer now

Post #17

Is it me or does your half brother resemble a young Bruce Forsyth? Makes sense as Forsyth is your last name.

Post #18

yea that striking jawline does run in the family.

Post #19

Free range will be easier to remove.

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Post #20

I saw your brother this summer on a beach in norfolk enjoying some sausage.... I think he may be living inside the dunes of sea palling beach

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Post #21

manthos wrote:

I saw your brother this summer on a beach in norfolk enjoying some sausage.... I think he may be living inside the dunes of sea palling beach

WHAT??? for reals...? was the sausage kosher...? cos our father is jewish. Our family name is Vinkelwitz-Burgersteinger. he didnt know. he would never eat a sausage...!

Post #22

Can some one please put me out of my misery and put a little gleam/sparkle( if you get what im saying)in the corner of jammas teeth on the photo. It would make me a very happy boy. Yes

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Post #23

For real!! This is definatly your brother. I do not know if the sausage is kosher but i believe that since he lives in the dunes he will eat what he can, like left over bbq hot dogs.

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Post #24

AndyJ wrote:

Can some one please put me out of my misery and put a little gleam/sparkle( if you get what im saying)in the corner of jammas teeth on the photo. It would make me a very happy boy. Yes

hahaha brilliant idea, but who's is this jamma? do you mean Bruce Chow-Yun Vinkelwitz Dim Sum Forsyth Burgersteinger Fat?

Post #25

Bruce/jamma/ sausages smuggler. Whichever. LOL

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