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 hismastersfinger11
Regular  Location: swindon Registered: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 434 Status: Offline |
Post #26
jsoulman wrote: mmmm Xhampster, for all your RAMMING EGGPLANT MASSIVE ANAL PROLAPS needs.  Dude your needs stretch way beyond normal!! but try craigslist Bristol there's always someone willing in Brizzel ________________________________________ This site is my mechanical bible, Thank-you everyone!! |
 Posted 11th Oct 2011 at 12:54
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jsoulman
Seasoned Pro  Location: Bristol Registered: 19 Apr 2006 Posts: 13,662 Status: Offline |
Post #27
hismastersfinger11 wrote: jsoulman wrote: mmmm Xhampster, for all your RAMMING EGGPLANT MASSIVE ANAL PROLAPS needs. Dude your asshole stretch way beyond normal!! EFA |
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Posted 11th Oct 2011 at 12:58
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hismastersfinger11
Regular Location: swindon Registered: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 434 Status: Offline |
Post #28
ha ha nearly at 3 fingers now but it hurts  ________________________________________ This site is my mechanical bible, Thank-you everyone!! |
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Posted 11th Oct 2011 at 13:00
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jsoulman
Seasoned Pro Location: Bristol Registered: 19 Apr 2006 Posts: 13,662 Status: Offline |
Post #29
hismastersfinger11 wrote: jsoulman wrote: mmmm Xhampster, for all your RAMMING EGGPLANT MASSIVE ANAL PROLAPS needs. but try craigslist Bristol there's always someone willing in Brizzel Dude, thank you so much for introducing me to craigslist in Briz. Never been on it before but check this shit out! Clean safe and very discrete, woken up very horny and have the urge to suck cock. You must be clean safe discrete, no small cocks, average to large please, pic requires! Genuine advert, no time wasters please message me now for a hot bj may be more How do I know if its a man or a woman though? To be fair I dont really care, my rule is never turn down a BJ! CAnt wait to get home and put my own advert on. 'Man looking for someone to share a special 'experience' with. Please bring an eggplant, bin bags, lots of towels, rope, handcuffs, barbed wire, a cactus, a gerbil and some strawers. |
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Posted 11th Oct 2011 at 13:07
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hismastersfinger11
Regular Location: swindon Registered: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 434 Status: Offline |
Post #30
Ha ha if your being honest your welcome!!Just dont do glory holes the whole concept scares the hell outta me god knows whats through the hole LOL all that comes to my mind is the guillotine ________________________________________ This site is my mechanical bible, Thank-you everyone!! |
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Posted 11th Oct 2011 at 13:13
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jsoulman
Seasoned Pro Location: Bristol Registered: 19 Apr 2006 Posts: 13,662 Status: Offline |
Post #31
God knows the state of the women on that site. Its worth a bash though. I will genuinly put an advert on later and see if I get any luck with it. 'Woman wanted for soapy tit w*nk, no fat women' |
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Posted 11th Oct 2011 at 13:15
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hismastersfinger11
Regular Location: swindon Registered: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 434 Status: Offline |
Post #32
usually just prosseys advertising me thinks or shy little gays boys looking for their first time, but they've made films about that site mate so once in a while you'll find a gold mine to play in________________________________________ This site is my mechanical bible, Thank-you everyone!! |
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Posted 11th Oct 2011 at 13:18
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mark.evs
Senior User  Location: Near Bridgend Registered: 21 Dec 2010 Posts: 527 Status: Offline |
Post #33
Uni girls are proper special, a mate of mine went to see his missis in leeds and her friend asked him if he came from wales on a boat! and my missis still thinks if you dig down into the earth you'll fall into space.  And she just got a 2.1 law degree.________________________________________ My GTi6 track projectWhite Rallye project |
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Posted 11th Oct 2011 at 13:21
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AndyJ
Seasoned Pro  Location: Birmingham Registered: 09 Apr 2005 Posts: 5,894 Status: Offline |
Post #34
I had a queer, I used to work with, offer me a bj. He said: if you close your eyes it will feel the same. Hmmm, right.________________________________________ For we are many.PS£ ID: Monkey369 |
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Posted 11th Oct 2011 at 13:21
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hismastersfinger11
Regular Location: swindon Registered: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 434 Status: Offline |
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AndyJ wrote: I had a queer, I used to work with, offer me a bj. He said: if you close your eyes it will feel the same. Hmmm, right. yeah like it would from a menopausal hog with a gruff voice and stubble  ________________________________________ This site is my mechanical bible, Thank-you everyone!! |
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Posted 11th Oct 2011 at 13:24
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dangti6
aka JKshooter  Location: Taunton, Somerset Registered: 15 Jun 2006 Posts: 10,305 Status: Offline |
Post #36
AndyJ wrote: I had a queer, I used to work with, offer me a bj. He said: if you close your eyes it will feel the same. Hmmm, right. Did it feel the same? ________________________________________  |
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Posted 11th Oct 2011 at 13:25
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jsoulman
Seasoned Pro Location: Bristol Registered: 19 Apr 2006 Posts: 13,662 Status: Offline |
Post #37
hismastersfinger11 wrote: usually just prosseys advertising me thinks or shy little gays boys looking for their first time, but they've made films about that site mate so once in a while you'll find a gold mine to play in Yeah its all men on there by the looks of things! Terrible scenes! To be fair I have a shag on tap but I cant be arsed with her. She has 0 breasts which does nothing for me. Boobs is the most important things for me. No boobs, no joy. |
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Posted 11th Oct 2011 at 13:25
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hismastersfinger11
Regular Location: swindon Registered: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 434 Status: Offline |
Post #38
mark.evs wrote: Uni girls are proper special, a mate of mine went to see his missis in leeds and her friend asked him if he came from wales on a boat! and my missis still thinks if you dig down into the earth you'll fall into space. And she just got a 2.1 law degree.HA ha it's crazy how dumb some people can be! another girl went past a man holding a sign that read LON- DON because his piece of card was too small. Did she ask where LON-DON was? Yes! never mind we were on the way to London ha ha ha ________________________________________ This site is my mechanical bible, Thank-you everyone!! |
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Posted 11th Oct 2011 at 13:27
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jsoulman
Seasoned Pro Location: Bristol Registered: 19 Apr 2006 Posts: 13,662 Status: Offline |
Post #39
AndyJ wrote: I had a queer, I used to work with, offer me a bj. He said: if you close your eyes it will feel the same. Hmmm, right. My Dad used to say the same thing. 'Trust me son, my asshole feels just like your mothers'. But I was like, 'Dad, hers is more hairy, it wont feel the same'. Typical Dad! |
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Posted 11th Oct 2011 at 13:27
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mcfc1987
Seasoned Pro  Location: lincoln Registered: 13 May 2008 Posts: 1,478 Status: Offline |
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dangti6 wrote: AndyJ wrote: I had a queer, I used to work with, offer me a bj. He said: if you close your eyes it will feel the same. Hmmm, right. Did it feel the same? ________________________________________ |
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Posted 11th Oct 2011 at 13:28
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mcfc1987
Seasoned Pro Location: lincoln Registered: 13 May 2008 Posts: 1,478 Status: Offline |
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jsoulman wrote: AndyJ wrote: I had a queer, I used to work with, offer me a bj. He said: if you close your eyes it will feel the same. Hmmm, right. My Dad used to say the same thing. 'Trust me son, my asshole feels just like your mothers'. But I was like, 'Dad, hers is more hairy, it wont feel the same'. Typical Dad! f*cking brilliant________________________________________ |
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Posted 11th Oct 2011 at 13:29
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hismastersfinger11
Regular Location: swindon Registered: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 434 Status: Offline |
Post #42
jsoulman wrote: Yeah its all men on there by the looks of things! Terrible scenes! To be fair I have a shag on tap but I cant be arsed with her. She has 0 breasts which does nothing for me. Boobs is the most important things for me. No boobs, no joy. unfortunately men are willing to go much further for a shag than decent women who can just return under the sheets with the rabbit if times are lean ________________________________________ This site is my mechanical bible, Thank-you everyone!! |
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Posted 11th Oct 2011 at 13:30
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CUJ
Seasoned Pro  Location: Southampton Registered: 18 Apr 2006 Posts: 22,218 Status: Offline |
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Posted 11th Oct 2011 at 23:41
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306crazy
Regular  Location: sunny loughbough Registered: 20 Jul 2011 Posts: 303 Status: Offline |
Post #44
Wheres the pics of your fine ass misses then |
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Posted 11th Oct 2011 at 23:49
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jsoulman
Seasoned Pro Location: Bristol Registered: 19 Apr 2006 Posts: 13,662 Status: Offline |
Post #45
CUJ wrote: Thought I'd heard of Craigslist before  Someone just replied to my add of me wanting a soapy tit w*nk and I got my hopes up but I think it was some skam and they wanted me to click a link!  |
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Posted 12th Oct 2011 at 00:01
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jsoulman
Seasoned Pro Location: Bristol Registered: 19 Apr 2006 Posts: 13,662 Status: Offline |
Post #46
ive had another reply and this chick added a photo, but her teets are tiny, aint no way of getting a tit w*nk from those things. |
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Posted 12th Oct 2011 at 00:38
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CUJ
Seasoned Pro Location: Southampton Registered: 18 Apr 2006 Posts: 22,218 Status: Offline |
Post #47
jsoulman wrote: CUJ wrote: Thought I'd heard of Craigslist before Someone just replied to my add of me wanting a soapy tit w*nk I had a brief scan of the ads myself, saw the headline for a soapy tit w*nk, didn't realise it was you requesting it ________________________________________ 340 horses |
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Posted 12th Oct 2011 at 08:26
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allesclar
Seasoned Pro  Location: Sheffield Registered: 17 May 2009 Posts: 4,254 Status: Offline |
Post #48
having a degree does not make you smart lol________________________________________ Team allesclar ® |
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Posted 12th Oct 2011 at 08:45
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jsoulman
Seasoned Pro Location: Bristol Registered: 19 Apr 2006 Posts: 13,662 Status: Offline |
Post #49
CUJ wrote: jsoulman wrote: CUJ wrote: Thought I'd heard of Craigslist before Someone just replied to my add of me wanting a soapy tit w*nk I had a brief scan of the ads myself, saw the headline for a soapy tit w*nk, didn't realise it was you requesting it Well I had some replies this morning. Its all stuff like 'hey, im in Bristol too, how about meeting for drinks?' and then if you reply they ask you to click a link on 'craigslist safe'. I dont know what that is but I aint clicking it. I want my soapy tit w*nk  |
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Posted 12th Oct 2011 at 09:48
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jsoulman
Seasoned Pro Location: Bristol Registered: 19 Apr 2006 Posts: 13,662 Status: Offline |
Post #50
HEADS UP. BETTER PUT NSFW IN THE TITTLE!!!Do you reckon this ones a high class prossie? She replied to me and I wont lie, I am interested!   |
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Posted 12th Oct 2011 at 09:55
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