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jsoulman

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Post #26
ian7675 wrote:
This is still only on 1 page LOL


Welcome to the new boring 306 gti6 and rallye owners club... where everyone is grown up now!
Posted 5th Dec 2011 at 18:57
peetypug

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Post #27
jsoulman wrote:
ian7675 wrote:
This is still only on 1 page LOL


Welcome to the new boring 306 gti6 and rallye owners club... where everyone is grown up now!


Can I sit in the Holly bush near the bus stop and listen in*?



* by listen I mean masturbate vigerously Wink

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Team Rallye - the leaner, meaner, better looking sister of the GTI6 Big grin
roland rat wrote:
You sir either live for the 6 or have a mental retardation to still be repairing this!

The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fecking temperamental. 
Posted 5th Dec 2011 at 19:04
cjm_harris

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Post #28
peetypug wrote:
jsoulman wrote:
ian7675 wrote:
This is still only on 1 page LOL


Welcome to the new boring 306 gti6 and rallye owners club... where everyone is grown up now!


Can I sit in the Holly bush near the bus stop and listen in*?



* by listen I mean masturbate vigerously Wink


Sat in a holly bush masturbating?

Sounds terrible if you ask me Laugh

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1999 China Gti6 Supercharged Devil [Fun car] >>Project Thread<<
2000 Bianca 306 Diesel [Work runabout]
Posted 5th Dec 2011 at 19:17
peetypug

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Post #29
Don't knock it till you've tried it!

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Team Rallye - the leaner, meaner, better looking sister of the GTI6 Big grin
roland rat wrote:
You sir either live for the 6 or have a mental retardation to still be repairing this!

The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fecking temperamental. 
Posted 5th Dec 2011 at 19:18
AndyJ

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Post #30
Who's holly? And why are you sat in her bush knocking one out?

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Posted 5th Dec 2011 at 19:21
peetypug

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Post #31
Holly wilabooby and she lies there like a sack of spuds so I have to knock one out over her!

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Cherry rallye - DOB Thursday 29/04/1999
Team Rallye - the leaner, meaner, better looking sister of the GTI6 Big grin
roland rat wrote:
You sir either live for the 6 or have a mental retardation to still be repairing this!

The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fecking temperamental. 
Posted 5th Dec 2011 at 19:24
cjm_harris

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Post #32
Laugh my ass off

Sooo, do we think the OP will ever come back to the site after reading how her thread turned out? Laugh

To be fair, she should. This is tame compared to what would of happened a few years back Yes

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Chris
1999 China Gti6 Supercharged Devil [Fun car] >>Project Thread<<
2000 Bianca 306 Diesel [Work runabout]
Posted 5th Dec 2011 at 19:27
AndyJ

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Post #33
No point beating around the bush. Whistle

Remind me of what happened a few years back.

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Posted 5th Dec 2011 at 19:32
jsoulman

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Post #34
cjm_harris wrote:
Laugh my ass off

Sooo, do we think the OP will ever come back to the site after reading how her thread turned out? Laugh

To be fair, she should. This is tame compared to what would of happened a few years back Yes


Nothing has really happened to be fair. The only reason she wouldnt come back is cus everyone on this forum these days is miserable, boring and stinks of p*ss so she will be bored to tears, literally crying!

Posted 5th Dec 2011 at 20:08
fordygti

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Post #35
Poor girl, second page within half a day.

Welcome by the way!

Thumbs up

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53 Nissan Primastar silver (work horse)
58 black Volvo c30 sport
Posted 5th Dec 2011 at 20:38
fordygti

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Post #36
Poor girl, second page within half a day.

Welcome by the way!

Thumbs up

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53 Nissan Primastar silver (work horse)
58 black Volvo c30 sport
Posted 5th Dec 2011 at 20:38
jsoulman

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Post #37
fordygti wrote:
Poor girl, second page within half a day.

Welcome by the way!

Thumbs up


thats nothing... its actually shockingly low. Take away all my posts and its only half a page tops!
Posted 5th Dec 2011 at 20:46
grumpychef

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Post #38
jsoulman wrote:
cjm_harris wrote:
Laugh my ass off

Sooo, do we think the OP will ever come back to the site after reading how her thread turned out? Laugh

To be fair, she should. This is tame compared to what would of happened a few years back Yes


Nothing has really happened to be fair. The only reason she wouldnt come back is cus everyone on this forum these days is miserable, boring and stinks of p*ss so she will be bored to tears, literally crying!



kids today just have no respect for the older generation! why has no one stated "this thread is useless without pics"?
you wait till you get to 60 and they move the f*cking pension age! oh and James: fancy coming down the ketamine arms Friday? Wink

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Formally team BLAZE now Team bianca recuperating from multiple organ failure nicely!
items replaced so far, clutch, cambelt etc, radiator, exhaust, most of front running gear, wish bones, drop links, ball joints, track rod ends, bearings, brakes, calipers, discs, and pads, brake lines, front springs, brake balance compensator thingy, hand brake cable, throttle cable (twice), coil pack, door handle, windscreen, wipers, head lamps several sensors and bulbs Dry .rear beam new throttle cable, new battery. .......... yeah man, team money pit! but shes still rollin!

Posted 5th Dec 2011 at 21:05
jsoulman

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Post #39
grumpychef wrote:
jsoulman wrote:
cjm_harris wrote:
Laugh my ass off

Sooo, do we think the OP will ever come back to the site after reading how her thread turned out? Laugh

To be fair, she should. This is tame compared to what would of happened a few years back Yes


Nothing has really happened to be fair. The only reason she wouldnt come back is cus everyone on this forum these days is miserable, boring and stinks of p*ss so she will be bored to tears, literally crying!



kids today just have no respect for the older generation! why has no one stated "this thread is useless without pics"?
you wait till you get to 60 and they move the f*cking pension age! oh and James: fancy coming down the ketamine arms Friday? Wink


You see what people do to me now Grumpy? They make me say bad things because no one is entertaining any more and I get all worked up about it.

The Ketamine arms sounds good! If I am free I am game for just about everything but need to be kept under control mind.
Posted 5th Dec 2011 at 21:10
grumpychef

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Post #40
jsoulman wrote:
grumpychef wrote:
jsoulman wrote:
cjm_harris wrote:
Laugh my ass off

Sooo, do we think the OP will ever come back to the site after reading how her thread turned out? Laugh

To be fair, she should. This is tame compared to what would of happened a few years back Yes


Nothing has really happened to be fair. The only reason she wouldnt come back is cus everyone on this forum these days is miserable, boring and stinks of p*ss so she will be bored to tears, literally crying!



kids today just have no respect for the older generation! why has no one stated "this thread is useless without pics"?
you wait till you get to 60 and they move the f*cking pension age! oh and James: fancy coming down the ketamine arms Friday? Wink


You see what people do to me now Grumpy? They make me say bad things because no one is entertaining any more and I get all worked up about it.

The Ketamine arms sounds good! If I am free I am game for just about everything but need to be kept under control mind.


come watch the loons down the chavskis it never fails to entertain!

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Formally team BLAZE now Team bianca recuperating from multiple organ failure nicely!
items replaced so far, clutch, cambelt etc, radiator, exhaust, most of front running gear, wish bones, drop links, ball joints, track rod ends, bearings, brakes, calipers, discs, and pads, brake lines, front springs, brake balance compensator thingy, hand brake cable, throttle cable (twice), coil pack, door handle, windscreen, wipers, head lamps several sensors and bulbs Dry .rear beam new throttle cable, new battery. .......... yeah man, team money pit! but shes still rollin!

Posted 5th Dec 2011 at 21:14
jsoulman

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Post #41
A few pints are way over due anyway my friend!!
Posted 5th Dec 2011 at 21:16
peetypug

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Post #42
Few pints of what though?

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Cherry rallye - DOB Thursday 29/04/1999
Team Rallye - the leaner, meaner, better looking sister of the GTI6 Big grin
roland rat wrote:
You sir either live for the 6 or have a mental retardation to still be repairing this!

The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fecking temperamental. 
Posted 5th Dec 2011 at 21:20
arigti6

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Post #43
Welcome Toni Wave

No bent valves?..... LUCKY! That does not happen much I shouldn't have thought.

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Posted 5th Dec 2011 at 23:05
BrianM

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Post #44
Welcome, you should think about joining "Team Deep Throat" alongside Team Leader...CosKev Laugh my ass off

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Posted 5th Dec 2011 at 23:14
sharvey44

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Post #45
tits or GTFO.

this post is way over due

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Built on the 9 Febuary 1999 - Tuesday's car..is full of pace? Wink

Currently looking slightly molested due to some c*nt trying to get into it.. Sad

According to the forum Social Worker, because I work in IT, I am socially retarted..
Posted 5th Dec 2011 at 23:23
arigti6

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Post #46
^^Great thats all we need Doh

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Posted 6th Dec 2011 at 19:30
monkeyman

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Post #47
Hows the new female-friendly greeting policy working?

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Posted 7th Dec 2011 at 11:49
jsoulman

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Post #48
Who reported this thread for abuse? LOL

Posted 7th Dec 2011 at 11:50
AndyJ

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Post #49
To be fair, except sharvey's 'show us your tits' everybody has been quite polite to her.

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Posted 7th Dec 2011 at 11:59
jsoulman

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Post #50
Well I am always polite to everyone.

Sarahsix is the only female thats has truly stood the test of time, but thats because she loves all of us, especially me more then everyone else. All the other girls vanished. Some stayed for a little while, but then got in a mood and left when I didnt PM them back I guess.
Posted 7th Dec 2011 at 12:16

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